6 School Assembly Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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I accidentally played a horror movie soundtrack during the school assembly. The principal said it was a spine-chilling performance!
I asked my teacher if we could have class outside during the school assembly. She said, 'Sure, it's a brief lesson on nature.
At the school assembly, the teacher said, 'Don't be a fool; stay in school.' I guess that's why they call it an assembly of scholars!
Why did the student bring a ladder to the school assembly? Because he wanted to go to high school!
At the school assembly, the principal said, 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have enough money for new books. The bad news is, they're all coloring books.
I asked my friend to bring a pencil to the school assembly. He brought a pen. That's the write kind of rebellion!

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