6+ Best One Liners school assembly Jokes

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I told my computer we were having a school assembly. Now it keeps asking, 'Are you sure you want to proceed?

I asked my teacher if I could go to the bathroom during the assembly. She said, 'It's not a question of if, but when.

I tried to come up with a school assembly joke, but it wasn't funny. I guess you had to be there... at the assembly!

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' That's one way to make an assembly interesting!

I told my friend a joke about school assemblies. He laughed so hard, he got an absence for the rest of the day!

I tried to make a joke about the school assembly, but it was too long. Just like the assembly itself!

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