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During a recent school assembly, they played calming music to set the atmosphere. I couldn't help but think they should try this in exams too. Imagine acing a math test to the soothing sounds of a pan flute.
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School assemblies are the only place where you can witness the amazing skill of the person who attempts to operate the projector. It's like watching someone trying to land a spaceship while blindfolded – suspenseful and slightly terrifying.
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School assemblies are the only place where you can witness the incredible transformation of the quiet kid into the enthusiastic participant during the applause for perfect attendance. It's like they just won an Academy Award for not catching the flu.
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The highlight of any school assembly is when they bring out the motivational speaker who tells us we can achieve anything we set our minds to. I set my mind to getting through this assembly without falling asleep, does that count?
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You know, school assemblies are like mini United Nations meetings, except instead of discussing global affairs, we're debating whether the cafeteria pizza is actually edible.
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School assemblies teach us valuable life skills, like how to feign interest while staring blankly into space. It's a skill I've perfected over the years and now use during staff meetings.
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School assemblies are the only place where you'll find students clapping for the person who announces that there's a lost lunchbox in the cafeteria. It's like we're applauding the Sherlock Holmes of lunchtime mysteries.
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I attended a school assembly recently, and the principal gave a speech about the importance of punctuality. I couldn't help but wonder if they've ever seen the line for the bathroom between classes – it's like trying to navigate a maze with a full bladder.
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Have you ever noticed that the most exciting part of a school assembly is when they announce there's going to be another school assembly next week? It's like, hold on to your excitement, folks, we're turning this into a weekly series.
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