7 Jokes About Saying Yes

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Updated on: Mar 15 2025

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I asked the ocean if it could wave. It replied, 'Yes, I'm shore it can!
I asked the plant if it needed water. It said, 'Yes, I'm feeling a little thirsty – leaf me alone!
I told my cat it couldn't nap all day. It looked at me and said, 'Yes, I cat!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and it couldn't resist saying yes to a toss!
Why did the positive thinker always carry a calendar? To make sure they never miss a date and always say yes to opportunities!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine and said yes to being crushed!
What did one hat say to the other? 'You're looking cap-tivating today!' The other hat replied, 'Yes, I'm head over heels!

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