6 Jokes About Saying Yes

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Updated on: Mar 15 2025

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I told my shoes I needed a break. They said, 'Yes, it's time to heel!

Why did the broom say yes to sweeping the floor? It wanted to clean up its act!

Why did the math book say yes to a new cover? It wanted to work on its problems!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of saying no – always pedaling toward yes!

I asked my phone if it wanted to hang out. It said, 'Yes, I'm feeling app-solutely social!

Why did the computer say 'yes' to going on a date? It heard it had good 'byte'!

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