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I told my computer it needed a break. It replied, 'Yes, I'm just going to have a byte of relaxation!
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What did the cookie say to the cookie cutter? 'Yes, you really know how to shape things up!
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I asked my dog if it wanted to go for a walk. It said, 'Yes, I'm pawsitively excited!
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Did you hear about the cheese that said yes to everything? It was very gouda-natured!
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Why did the clock always say yes? It wanted to make the most of every second!
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Why did the scarecrow always say yes to new ideas? It wanted to be outstanding in its field!
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I asked my refrigerator if it wanted a snack. It said, 'Yes, but keep it cool!
Yes, I'm Multilingual
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I decided to say yes to learning a new language. Now I can confidently order a coffee in six different languages. Yes, I've become a linguistic expert in caffeine consumption.
Yes, I'm a Superhero
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I said yes to becoming a superhero. Now I'm the proud owner of a cape, a mask, and the ability to nap at any given moment. Yes, I'm Captain Procrastination, here to save the day... eventually.
Yes-terday's Workout
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I tried saying yes to a new fitness routine. Now I have a gym membership, a set of dumbbells collecting dust, and a profound knowledge of workout memes. Yes, I've become a professional gym avoider.
Yes-terday's Regrets
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I decided to embrace positivity and started saying yes to everything. Now I have a pet rock, a subscription to a llama yoga class, and a job as a professional cat whisperer. Yes, my life is as confusing as it sounds.
Yes, I'm a Procrastinator
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I thought saying yes to productivity would be a game-changer. Now I'm just really good at saying, Yes, I'll start tomorrow. My to-do list has become a list of things I'll probably do in the next lifetime.
Yes, to Online Shopping
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I embraced the convenience of online shopping. Now I have more packages arriving at my doorstep than friends. Yes, my delivery person probably thinks I run a small-scale Amazon warehouse from my living room.
The Power of Yes
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You know, they say saying yes can change your life. So, I tried it. Now I'm the proud owner of a timeshare in the Bermuda Triangle. Turns out, even my bad decisions have a sense of adventure.
Yes, to DIY
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I embraced the whole do it yourself philosophy. Now I have a half-finished birdhouse, a failed attempt at homemade soap, and a strong conviction that some things are better left to the professionals. Yes, I'm now a proud member of the DI-Why Even Bother club.
Yes, I'm an Astronaut
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I said yes to my childhood dream of becoming an astronaut. Now I spend my weekends stargazing from the comfort of my backyard. Yes, my spaceship is a lawn chair, and my spacesuit is a snuggie. Houston, we have a problem, and it's called gravity.
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