5 Jokes About Saying Yes

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Updated on: Mar 15 2025

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The Overeager Job Applicant

Trying to impress the interviewer by saying yes to everything.
At another interview, they asked if I could handle tight deadlines. I confidently said yes. Now I'm the proud owner of 27 cats, and their feeding schedule is tighter than any work deadline I've ever had.

The Fitness Class Participant

Agreeing to every exercise the overly enthusiastic instructor suggests.
The instructor asked if I could handle a high-intensity spin class. I said yes, imagining a gentle ride through the countryside. Instead, it felt like I was pedaling to escape a tornado. I now have a love-hate relationship with bicycles.

The People Pleaser in a Relationship

Always agreeing to everything to keep the peace.
She suggested we try couples yoga. I said yes, thinking it would be relaxing. Little did I know, "partner yoga" is just a fancy term for accidentally kicking each other in the face while attempting impossible poses.

The Parent of a Toddler

Agreeing to every absurd demand of a toddler.
I said yes when he asked if we could have a superhero-themed birthday party. Now I'm stuck in a Batman costume, trying to explain to the neighbors that I'm not crazy—it's just my toddler's idea of a party.

The Amateur Chef on a Cooking Show

Agrees to every bizarre ingredient challenge given by the cooking show host.
They challenged me to make a dessert using bacon. I said yes, thinking it would be sweet and savory. Little did I know, bacon-covered ice cream isn't as delightful as it sounds. The judges' faces said it all.

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