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Why did the rockstar bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted to reach the high notes!
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Why did the rockstar become a chef? He wanted to 'grill' the audience with his music!
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What did the rockstar say to the guitar? 'You string me along every night!
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What did the rockstar say to the messy fan? 'You need to clean up your act!
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What do you call a rockstar who can play the accordion? An accordioneer!
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Why did the rockstar break up with his drum set? It had too many commitment issues!
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Why did the rockstar apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to be a rolling scone!
Rockstar Hairdos
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Have you seen rockstar hair? It's like they've got a wind machine following them around 24/7. I tried that at work. I brought in a fan and pointed it at my desk. Now they call me the Cubicle Cyclone. Job security is a bit shaky, though.
Rockstar Autographs
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Rockstars sign autographs on anything – guitars, body parts, even napkins. I tried that at a family dinner. Grandma asked for my autograph on her recipe book. I signed it, and now my secret meatball recipe is worth millions on eBay.
Rockstar Realities
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You ever notice how being a rockstar is the only job where you can destroy a hotel room, and people go, Oh, that's just part of the lifestyle! I tried that at my office once. Let me tell you, they didn't appreciate it when I threw my stapler at the wall. HR wasn't impressed; they just gave me a warning instead of a record deal.
Rockstar Parking
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Rockstars have this knack for parking wherever they want. I tried that at the mall. Security wasn't impressed when I told them I was just channeling my inner rock god. Turns out, my '69 Camry isn't as glamorous as a tour bus.
Rockstar Fanbase
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Rockstars have these crazy dedicated fans. I tried that at a family reunion. I autographed a cousin's forehead, and now they expect backstage passes to every barbecue. Who knew family reunions had groupies?
Rockstar Breakfast
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Rockstars are known for their wild lifestyles, and apparently, that includes breakfast. You ever see those stories about how a rockstar starts the day with a bottle of whiskey and a cigarette? I tried it once. Turns out, my boss doesn't appreciate me starting my day with a drum solo on the coffee machine. Who knew?
Rockstar Wardrobe Malfunction
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Rockstars have these amazing, outrageous wardrobes. Leather jackets, sequined pants, sunglasses indoors – it's like they raided a costume shop. I tried that at my day job. Boss called me into the office, and I had to explain why I was dressed like a glam cowboy accountant. Spoiler alert: it didn't go well.
Rockstar Pets
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Rockstars have these exotic pets – pythons, tigers, you name it. I tried that with a goldfish. Named him Floyd the Funky Fish. Turns out, flushing your problems down the toilet doesn't make them disappear. Who knew?
Rockstar Excuses
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Rockstars can get away with anything by just saying, It's part of the rock 'n' roll lifestyle. I tried that with my landlord when he caught me playing air guitar in the living room. Apparently, rock 'n' roll lifestyle doesn't cover overdue rent.
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