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Rockstar's Roadie
Dealing with the rockstar's diva-like demands for the perfect stage setup while working with limited time and resources.
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The rockstar wants a fog machine that dispenses glitter. I've become an expert in the art of creating mystical cloud bursts with a touch of disco fever.
Rockstar's Personal Trainer
Balancing intense workouts with the rockstar's love for partying till dawn.
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I suggested a juice cleanse, and he responds with, "Can we infuse it with tequila?" Sure, we'll call it the 'Rockstar Cleanse' – one part detox, three parts distortion.
Rockstar's Personal Assistant
Juggling the demands of a chaotic rockstar schedule with the need for some semblance of order.
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The guy wants me to book a meeting with aliens. Yeah, like E.T. is going to show up at band practice. I guess even extraterrestrials need VIP passes.
Rockstar's Stylist
Balancing a wild rockstar's outrageous fashion requests with maintaining some level of decency.
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I suggested leather pants, and he said, "No, I need something that screams 'I ride a unicorn to band practice.'" I didn't even know unicorns had a parking lot.
Rockstar's Personal Chef
Trying to create gourmet meals for a rockstar with a diet that consists mostly of late-night fast food.
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The guy insists on having his favorite snacks backstage – Cheetos, Doritos, and M&M's. I'm basically curating a menu for a six-year-old with a platinum album.
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