7 Jokes For Rockstar

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Updated on: Mar 28 2025

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What's a rockstar's favorite exercise? Rock climbing, of course!
How does a rockstar answer the phone? 'Rock and roll, who's calling?
A rockstar's favorite type of math? Rock-n-roll-gebra!
Why did the rockstar become an astronaut? He wanted to play among the stars!
What's a rockstar's favorite dinosaur? The stegosaurus – because of the 'rock' plates!
Being a rockstar is a lot like parallel parking. It's all about finding the right space to rock in!
Why did the rockstar bring a pencil to the gig? To draw a crowd!

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