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Rockstars get away with the craziest fashion choices. I wore a leather jacket once, and my friends asked if I was going through a midlife crisis. Meanwhile, a rockstar can wear a feather boa and leather pants, and it’s called a "signature look.
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Being a rockstar is like having a backstage pass to life. They can break the rules and it’s called "artistic expression." If I broke the rules, it would be called "court appearance.
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Have you seen the energy at a rock concert? People are jumping, screaming, and waving their arms. Try doing that in any other public setting and security will be called. "Sir, this is a grocery store, not a mosh pit.
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It's fascinating how rockstars can be fashion trendsetters. They wear torn jeans and suddenly, it's high fashion. If I wear torn jeans, I just look like I lost a battle with my lawnmower.
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You know you’re at a rock concert when the music is so loud, you can feel it in your bones. If I played my music that loud in my apartment, I'd probably get evicted, not cheered.
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Rockstars have the best excuse for their behavior – "It’s all for the music, man." If I tried using that excuse, I'm pretty sure my boss would just say, "Great, now do your work in tune.
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You ever notice how rockstars can wear sunglasses indoors, and somehow it's totally acceptable? If I tried that, people would think I'm either hungover or trying to hide that I fell asleep during a meeting.
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Rockstars have the ultimate paradoxical job. They can trash a hotel room and it's considered rebellious and cool. But if you or I did it, suddenly we'd be labeled "destructive" and "needing anger management classes.
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Have you ever noticed how being a rockstar is the only job where you can smash something expensive on stage, and instead of getting fired, you get a standing ovation? Imagine trying that at the office – "Yeah, I just smashed the printer, where's my applause, Karen?
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