8 Jokes For Race Horse

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Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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I bought a race horse, but it refused to run. Turns out, it was a 'stable' relationship!
Why did the race horse go to therapy? It had too many neigh-sayers in its life!
Why did the race horse start a band? It had the jockey for it!
Why did the race horse start a gardening club? It wanted to grow its own mane-tenance!
Why did the race horse become a baker? It was tired of running in circles!
Why did the race horse break up with its jockey? It wanted someone who could 'bridle' its emotions!
I asked the race horse if it could count. It said, 'Sure, I can count on my jockeys!
Why did the race horse become a detective? It was great at finding the finish line!

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