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What did the race horse say to the competition? 'You're just a bunch of neigh-sayers!
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What do you call a horse that lives next to your house? A neigh-bor, of course!
Horse Racing Weather Forecast
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The weatherman said there's a 50% chance of rain, and I thought, Well, that's not great for the horse race. I mean, those poor jockeys are already getting splashed with mud at high speeds; they don't need rain adding insult to injury. It's like a spa day gone wrong.
Horse Retirement Plans
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Do you ever wonder what racehorses do after retirement? I picture them on a beach somewhere, sipping on carrot juice, reminiscing about the good old days when they were thoroughbred superstars. It's like the equine version of a tropical getaway – retired, relaxed, and living their best pasture life.
Horse Racing Commentary
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I was watching horse racing the other day, and the commentator was going on and on about the jockeys and the strategy. I thought, Are we sure this isn't just a bunch of guys in colorful outfits riding horses really fast in circles? Maybe they're just lost and trying to find their way out.
Horse Stand-Up Comedy
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If horses did stand-up comedy, I imagine their jokes would be all about how slow humans are. Why did the human cross the road? Who cares, I could've circled the Earth twice by then! I guess they'd have a point.
Race Horse Reality Shows
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You ever notice how race horses are like celebrities in the animal kingdom? I mean, they're basically living in their own version of a reality show. I can imagine the drama: Tonight on 'Stable Shore' - Sparkle the mare caught sneaking oats from Midnight's bucket!
Horse Race Announcer Dreams
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I once dreamed I was a horse race announcer. I woke up in a cold sweat, realizing I was just shouting random names and stats about imaginary horses. And coming around the final turn, it's Jellybean with the lead! Wait, where did Jellybean even come from?
Horse Tinder Profiles
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Imagine if horses had Tinder profiles. Hi, I'm Lightning, a four-legged stallion with a passion for hay and long gallops on the beach. Swipe right if you love a good neigh! I guess that's one way to find a stable relationship.
Horse Racing GPS
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I need a GPS designed for horse racing. You know, something that says, In 500 yards, take a left at the hay bale. I swear, horses must be the only creatures that get lost during a race. They need some navigation assistance.
Horsepower vs. Actual Horses
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They say cars have horsepower, but have you ever seen a racehorse pull a car? I'd pay good money to watch a race between a Mustang and a Mustang. I bet the horse would win, and the car would just be sitting there whinnying.
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