bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Spectator's Perspective
Trying to understand the intricacies of horse racing
0
0
Betting on a race is like playing the stock market, but instead of analyzing graphs, I'm analyzing which horse has the shiniest coat.
The Jockey's Perspective
Trying to give the race horse a motivational speech
0
0
I tried whispering words of encouragement to my race horse, but all it heard was, "Hey, can we switch roles? I'd like to be the one carried for a change.
The Veterinarian's Perspective
Diagnosing a horse with a unique set of issues
0
0
Diagnosing racehorses is tough; they can't tell you where it hurts. I tried asking one, and it just stared at me like, "Doc, I'm a horse, not a talk show guest.
The Race Horse's Perspective
Dealing with an overenthusiastic jockey
0
0
The jockey told me, "Let's break records today!" I'm thinking, "How about we just break for some carrots after the race?
Post a Comment