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I tried to race my horse in a marathon, but it refused. It said, 'I'm a sprinter, not a marathoner!
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I bet on a horse to come in at 10-to-1. It walked in at quarter past three!
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I told my friend I bet on a horse to win, and he said, 'Are you talking about the race or your taxes?
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I tried betting on a slow race horse once. It was a bad idea; it couldn't even 'jog' my memory!
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I bet on a horse to break the track record. Unfortunately, it was a different kind of record - the slowest time ever!
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I tried to make a joke about a race horse, but it didn't work. It was a stable attempt, though!
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