22 Jokes For Promoted

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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I got a job at the circus promoting the trapeze, but I couldn't hang on to it.
Why did the advertisement go to therapy? It had too many issues that needed to be 'promoted'.
Why don't advertisers ever get lost? Because they always follow the 'promoted' signs!
I used to be a baker, but I got 'promoted' to a higher roll.
I used to work for a belt factory, but I got 'promoted' to management. Now I'm in a different loop!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field of promotion!
What did the promotion say to the demotion? 'Looks like I'm moving up in the world!
I got a promotion at the calendar factory. Now I have more dates than ever!
What do you call a marketing campaign that's also a stand-up comedian? 'Promo-stand-up'!
Why did the marketer become a gardener? He wanted to see his ideas 'bloom' and get 'promoted'!
Why was the broom 'promoted'? It swept the competition away!
What did the coffee say when it got promoted? 'I've bean promoted to a higher roast!
I got a job promoting elevators, but it had its ups and downs.
Why did the pencil get promoted? It had a good point!
What's a pirate's favorite kind of promotion? 'Buy one, get two hooks for free!
I got promoted at the balloon factory. Now I'm filled with hot air!
Why did the computer get promoted? It had a byte-sized impact on the company!
I applied for a job promoting mirrors, but I couldn't see myself in that position.
Why did the bicycle get promoted? It was two-tired of being stationary!
What do you call a promoted cat? A 'climber' in the corporate world!
I got a promotion at the bakery, and now I'm on a roll!
Why did the math book get promoted? It had too many problems, and the company needed solutions!

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