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I recently got promoted, and they gave me a fancy new job title. I'm not sure what it means, but I think it translates to "person who drinks too much coffee and stares at a computer screen for eight hours a day.
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Getting promoted is like leveling up in a video game. You're thrilled at first, but then you realize the bosses are just tougher, and your character needs a nap more often.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a promotion at work, but then you realize it just means you have more responsibilities. It's like winning a race and getting a trophy, but the trophy is actually a heavy workload.
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Promotions are like love letters from your boss. They sound romantic at first, but when you start reading between the lines, it's just a list of tasks and expectations.
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I got promoted, and suddenly everyone is treating me differently. It's like I'm in an episode of a workplace sitcom, and I've become the character with the catchphrase nobody understands.
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You ever notice that the higher up you get promoted, the more your job becomes about attending meetings? I feel like I should get a black belt in conference room karate by now.
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Getting promoted is like upgrading your cable package. You have more channels (responsibilities), but you still end up watching the same old shows (dealing with the same office drama).
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Getting promoted is like winning a lottery ticket that pays you in emails and stress. I feel like I should be thanking my boss for the promotion and simultaneously filing a complaint about the extra workload.
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Getting promoted is a lot like getting a new smartphone. Sure, it's shiny and impressive at first, but after a week, you're just trying to figure out how to turn off the notifications.
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