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The Overeager Employee
Trying too hard to get promoted
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I overheard my coworker saying he got promoted because he's a great team player. So, I brought a deck of cards to the office, thinking I'd be the best at playing the game of corporate poker. Turns out, they meant collaboration, not Texas Hold'em.
The Procrastinator
Putting off work but expecting a promotion
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They say the early bird gets the worm, but I'm convinced the late bird gets the promotion. I show up to work fashionably late every day, expecting my boss to greet me with a promotion and a round of applause.
The Office Clown
Making jokes to get promoted
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I tried to impress my boss with my wit to get promoted. I walked into his office and said, "I'm not saying I should get a raise, but my jokes are so good they're practically priceless." He responded, "Priceless, indeed. You're not getting paid for this.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing promotions are part of a secret society's plan
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I heard that to get promoted, you need to be in the inner circle. So, I started drawing circles on all my reports, thinking it would make me look like an insider. Now they just think I have an obsession with doodling.
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