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Why did the pill apply for a job? It wanted to be a 'pillar' of the community!
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Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to 'draw' blood!
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I asked my doctor if he could prescribe something for my addiction to breakdancing. He said, 'How about some 'hip' medication?
Online Shopping vs. Prescription Puzzles
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I can order anything online with one click, but when it comes to prescriptions, it's like I'm participating in an online scavenger hunt. Click here, log in there, answer a riddle, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find the hidden 'Checkout' button.
The Placebo Effect and My Imaginary Superpowers
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I always wonder if the placebo effect works for superpowers. Like, what if I take a sugar pill and suddenly believe I can fly? I'd be on the roof, flapping my arms, yelling, Thanks, Dr. Sugarman! You've given me the gift of gravity defiance!
Prescriptions and the Lost Art of Telepathy
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Why can't doctors just telepathically send prescriptions to pharmacies? It would save us all the trouble of trying to decipher their handwriting and prevent those awkward moments of trying to pronounce the unpronounceable.
The Prescription Price Shock
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Why is it that getting a prescription filled feels like buying a rare artifact on the black market? I half expect the pharmacist to say, That'll be your firstborn child and a kidney. I just wanted to cure my allergies, not become an organ donor.
Pharmacies and Treasure Hunts
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Pharmacies are like the modern-day treasure hunts. You walk in with a prescription, and suddenly it's an adventure. Ah, the elusive Aisle 7, guarded by the fierce Cashier Dragon. If you survive the eye contact, you might just get your hands on the magical pill bottle.
Doctor's Handwriting and Hieroglyphics
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Doctors' handwriting is like hieroglyphics from a civilization that never wanted us to know their secrets. Is this an 'R' or a 'Z'? Maybe it's a symbol that means 'take with food' in ancient doctor language.
The Doctor's Cryptic Prescription
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You ever notice how doctors have handwriting that looks like a secret code? I got a prescription the other day, and I swear, it looked like the doctor was trying to communicate with aliens. I had to take it to a pharmacist and a detective just to figure out if I should be taking one pill or summoning a spaceship.
Prescription Instructions or IKEA Manual?
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I feel like I need an instruction manual just to understand my prescription. Step 1: Take with water. Step 2: Avoid direct sunlight. Step 3: Sacrifice a goat under a full moon while chanting the alphabet backward. Is this a medication or a spell from Hogwarts?
Prescription Side Effects or Horror Movie Plot?
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Have you ever listened to the side effects of medications? It's like a horror movie trailer. May cause drowsiness, nausea, vivid dreams, spontaneous interpretive dance, and an uncontrollable urge to challenge strangers to thumb wars. I don't want a cure if it turns me into a sleepwalking Beyoncé impersonator.
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