5 Jokes For Prescription

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 24 2025

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Doctor's Dilemma

Deciphering Illegible Prescriptions
I asked my doctor for a prescription renewal, and I'm pretty sure the pharmacist turned it into a game of Mad Libs. I'm now taking "three purple elephants and a banana, twice a day.

Pharmacist's Frustration

Dealing with Overly Detailed Customers
Someone brought in a prescription and asked, "Can you make sure my pills are sustainably sourced?" I'm just a pharmacist; I can't turn your antibiotics into a farm-to-table experience.

Insurance Insanity

Navigating the Complex World of Medication Coverage
I called my insurance to ask why they won't cover my medication. They said, "It's not life-threatening." Well, isn't that reassuring? I guess I'll save it for a near-death experience.

Patient's Predicament

Misinterpreting Doctor's Instructions
I asked my pharmacist for a prescription refill. They said, "Sorry, your insurance only covers laughter, so here's a joke book. Take two Chuckles and call me in the morning.

Generic vs. Brand Name

The Battle of Cost vs. Quality
I asked the pharmacist for the generic version, and they handed me a bottle labeled "Discount Deluxe Drugs." I'm not sure if I'm treating my illness or entering a game show.

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