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The pharmacist always gives you that intense stare when explaining your medication. It's like they're about to drop the hottest mixtape of medical advice. I half expect them to say, "Side effects include spontaneous dancing and sudden karate skills.
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The pharmacist always asks, "Any questions?" Yeah, can you explain why the side effects sound like a horror movie plot? "May cause drowsiness, dry mouth, and an inexplicable fear of garden gnomes.
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Pharmacies have this bizarre waiting area where everyone pretends not to notice each other. It's like we're in a silent support group for people with slightly embarrassing ailments. We all just stand there, nodding like, "Yep, allergies got me too.
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You ever get those generic versions of medication? I got a generic once, and the only thing generic about it was the disappointment. It's like, "Hey, here's your slightly-off-brand happiness. Hope it works as well as the real thing!
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You ever notice how prescription names sound like rejected Scrabble words? I had one that could score me a triple word, but unfortunately, it also came with a side of dizziness.
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Pharmacies are the only place where you can ask, "Is this the right pill?" and not feel judged. It's like a game of pharmaceutical roulette. "I think it's the blue one, but who knows? Let's roll the dice and hope for the best.
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The struggle of trying to open those childproof pill bottles should be an Olympic sport. I feel like I need a degree in engineering just to access my headache relief. Meanwhile, the headache is having a field day.
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I asked my doctor if there was a prescription for a beach vacation. He just gave me a weird look and said, "That's called a travel agent." Well, someone needs to update their catalog!
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried antibiotics? I laughed at a joke and accidentally cured my sinus infection.
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