8 Jokes For Prescription

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Updated on: Mar 24 2025

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I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I told my pharmacist I needed something for memory loss. He told me to pay in advance.
I asked my pharmacist if he had anything for a headache. He handed me his bill.
My prescription for laughter? Just take two jokes and call me in the morning!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I tried to make a joke about prescription abbreviations, but the punchline was too long.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so I'm now doing it in front of a mirror.
I asked my doctor for a prescription for sunshine. He told me to go outside.

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