7 Jokes For Prego

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Updated on: Apr 09 2025

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Why did the pregnant woman bring a ladder to the library? She wanted to check out the books on the top shelf!
My wife's pregnancy cravings are so intense; I'm convinced she's growing a buffet in there!
I told my wife she should embrace her pregnancy glow. Now she's convinced she's radiating enough light to replace our bedside lamp!
My pregnant wife told me I should do more lunges. I guess that's her way of saying, 'Pick up the ice cream, honey!
My wife is pregnant and craving ice cream at odd hours. I guess you could say she's on a rocky road to motherhood!
I thought about making a pregnancy joke, but I decided to deliver something else.
Why did the pregnant grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!

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