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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and got prego!
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My pregnant wife told me she's craving seafood. I guess you could say she has a real 'baby shrimp'!
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Why did the pregnant lady bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
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I tried making a joke about pregnancy cravings, but it was just too cheesy.
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I told my pregnant wife she's like a superhero. She has the power to create life and an insatiable craving for pickles.
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I told my pregnant friend she's glowing. She said it's just the highlighter from her snack drawer.
Prego and the Spaghetti Surprise
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You know you're an adult when finding a jar of Prego in your Christmas stocking brings more joy than any other gift. It's like, thanks for the sauce, Grandma! Now, who's ready for a saucy holiday season?
Prego: The Real MVP
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your week is choosing between chunky or smooth Prego. It's the closest thing to a life-altering decision I make regularly.
The Prego Proposal
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I proposed to my girlfriend with a jar of Prego instead of a ring. I figured, why not make it official with the most committed item in the grocery store? She said yes, but now we're both wondering if it's too late to elope with Ragu.
Prego, the Diplomat
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If only world leaders could settle their differences over a plate of spaghetti and Prego. I can imagine the negotiations now: North Korea, you get the last meatball, but we keep the garlic bread. Deal? Good, now let's sign this marinara-treaty.
Prego and the Parenting Masterclass
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Prego should come with a manual—like, step one, open jar; step two, contemplate life choices; step three, accidentally give your kid a spoonful thinking it's baby food. Welcome to parenting, brought to you by Prego!
Prego Parenting Wisdom
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Parenting is a lot like Prego—you're never really prepared, but you pretend like you are in front of other people. Oh, this? It's just a jar of Prego in my cart. Definitely not bribing my kid with pasta for good behavior. Nope.
The Prego Predicament
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You ever notice how prego sounds like the ultimate pasta sauce, but in reality, it's just a polite way of saying, Yeah, I'm cooking a tiny human inside? I mean, I've burned spaghetti before, but at least it wasn't a future president!
Prego, the Accidental Matchmaker
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I met my wife in the pasta aisle arguing about Prego vs. homemade sauce. It was love at first saucy debate. Now, every anniversary, we toast with a jar of Prego and reminisce about the day we realized our love was as thick and rich as marinara.
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