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Expectant mothers are like superheroes – they have a superpower called "sense of smell." Forget about crime-fighting; they can sniff out a hidden chocolate bar from miles away.
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Pregnancy announcements are getting more creative. I saw one where they handed out baby pacifiers to friends and family. It took me a minute to realize it wasn't just a weird new party favor trend.
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Pregnancy brain is real. My friend's wife put her car keys in the refrigerator, thinking it was the safest place. I guess she wanted her car to chill too.
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Pregnancy cravings are wild. My friend's wife asked him to fetch pickles and ice cream at 3 am. He said he felt like a late-night snack delivery service. Forget about the stork; he's the midnight munchie man!
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Prego, the pasta sauce, claims to have the perfect blend of flavors. Well, they've clearly never tasted the concoction of weird cravings a pregnant woman can come up with. Pickles, ice cream, and peanut butter – the holy trinity of pregnancy snacks.
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You know you're close to delivery when you start measuring time in contractions. "Hey, how far is the grocery store?" "Oh, it's about three contractions away.
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Prego means "I'm pregnant" to most people, but to an Italian, it's just a sauce. Imagine the confusion at an Italian family dinner when someone says, "Guess what? I'm prego!" and Grandma replies, "Great, pass the marinara!
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Prego should really consider a new marketing slogan for their pasta sauce: "Not as life-changing as having a baby, but it's close.
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The first ultrasound is like playing "Guess the Alien." You're staring at the screen, pretending to know which blob is the head, which one is the foot, and trying not to ask the doctor if they're sure it's not just a really active burrito.
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