5 Jokes For Prego

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Updated on: Apr 09 2025

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The Expectant Father

A soon-to-be dad navigating the "prego" experience
The only thing that's growing faster than my wife's baby bump is my collection of dad jokes. I figure I need some material to entertain the little one during those sleepless nights!

The Nosy Neighbor

A neighbor who can't resist getting involved in others' "prego" business
The neighbor keeps offering parenting advice. I'm like, "Lady, I can't even keep my plants alive. If my kid turns out to be a cactus, we'll talk!

The Confused Chef

A chef dealing with "prego"
Cooking with "prego" is like playing a surprise ingredient lottery. It's the only time the chef's special comes with a side of diapers!

The Clueless Uncle

An uncle who is utterly clueless about "prego" matters
I tried to help with baby names, suggesting things like "Ctrl+C" and "Ctrl+V." Apparently, that's not what she meant by copy and paste in parenting. Who knew?

The Paranoid Friend

A friend who sees dangers and conspiracies everywhere in the world of "prego"
My buddy's advice for "prego" couples: stock up on baby wipes because they're the only defense against the impending zombie apocalypse. Who knew cleanliness was the key to survival?

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