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I told my wife she should embrace her pregnancy and enjoy the glow. Now she's attempting to replace all our light bulbs with baby ones!
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I asked my pregnant wife how she was feeling. She replied, 'Like a balloon about to pop.' I guess you could say she's inflating the excitement!
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My pregnant wife asked if I could run to the store. I replied, 'Honey, I can barely run to the fridge!
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My pregnant wife told me she's reading a book on anti-gravity. I thought, 'Well, that explains why she's floating on air!
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My wife asked if I could cook dinner tonight. I replied, 'Honey, I can barely make toast without setting off the smoke alarm!
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