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If you want to test a relationship, try assembling baby furniture together. It's like a high-stakes game of "Ikea Roulette," where one wrong move could lead to tears, frustration, and a crib that looks nothing like the picture.
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Naming your unborn child is a monumental decision. It's like choosing the title for a blockbuster movie, but with more pressure because this one can't be changed in post-production. No pressure, though!
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Feeling the baby kick is described as a magical experience. As a bystander, it's like watching a live-action version of "Alien" – you're excited, but also a little terrified about what might happen next.
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As a guy, I've learned that offering a pregnant woman your seat is a tricky business. It's like playing musical chairs, but if you lose, you might end up sleeping on the couch for a week. So, strategic seating becomes a survival skill.
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Pregnancy announcements on social media are like a suspense thriller. You see the sonogram, and suddenly everyone is guessing if it's a boy or a girl. It's like the ultimate online gender reveal party, and the whole world is invited.
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Pregnancy brain is a real thing. Ladies, you're not forgetful; you're just preparing for the ultimate multitasking challenge. You've got a tiny human growing inside you – remembering where you left your keys is a minor feat compared to that!
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Maternity clothes – because who doesn't love the fashion statement of looking like you raided your grandmother's closet? I mean, if elastic waistbands and oversized floral prints are wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You know you're in for an interesting night when the pregnancy cravings kick in. One minute you're watching TV, and the next, you're rummaging through the kitchen for pickles and ice cream like it's some kind of bizarre midnight scavenger hunt.
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Baby showers are the only events where playing games involving diapers and melted chocolate are not only acceptable but expected. It's like a bizarre initiation into parenthood, complete with questionable snacks.
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