4 Jokes For Pregnant

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Updated on: Apr 17 2025

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Choosing a baby name is like entering the negotiation room of life. My wife and I have been going back and forth on this for weeks. Every name suggestion is met with a counteroffer, and it's become a battlefield of creativity and compromise.
I suggested naming the baby after my
You know, life is full of surprises, right? But there's one surprise that takes the cake – or should I say, takes the baby carriage. I recently found out that my wife is pregnant. Yeah, talk about a plot twist! I thought we were just playing a really intense game
So, as the dad-to-be, I've decided to embrace the inevitable – the dad bod. They say it's a badge of honor, a symbol of wisdom, experience, and a fondness for pizza. I'm basically in training camp for it.
I've mastered the art of falling asleep on the couch with the
So, my wife's pregnant, and let me tell you, the so-called "pregnancy brain" is a real thing. I didn't believe it until I found myself having conversations like this:
Me: Honey, have you seen my car keys?
Wife: Oh, they're in the refrigerator.
Me: In the refrigerator? Are they on

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