17 Pre Tees Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 27 2025

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What's a pre tee's favorite social media platform? Instagram – for all the great golf pics!
What's a pre tee's favorite exercise? Tees-er size!
What did the pre tee say to its caddy? I'm not irons, I'm woods!
Why did the pre tee bring a ladder to the golf course? Because it heard the course was full of holes!
What's a pre tee's favorite type of music? Anything with a good swing!
Why did the pre tee go to school? It wanted to be a well-rounded golfer!
What did one pre tee say to the other? Let's stick together and never get teed off!

Pre-Tees Tango

You ever notice how shopping for clothes feels like a dance sometimes? I went to this store, and they had this whole section labeled pre-tees. I thought, What, are these shirts for toddlers who haven't hit puberty yet? Are we starting fashion trends before we even hit double digits? I can already picture the fashion show: And here's little Timmy rocking the pre-tee, setting trends on the playground before anyone else even knows they exist!

Pre-Tees, Post-Sanity

I was shopping for clothes, and I found this section labeled pre-tees. Now, I get it, fashion evolves, but are we at the point where we're predicting what we're going to wear before we even decide to wear it? I can see it now – waking up, looking at my closet: Well, I guess today's a pre-tee day. Hope it matches my pre-coffee enthusiasm and my pre-ambition for adulting.

Pre-Tees and Puberty

So, I'm browsing through this store, and they have this whole area dedicated to pre-tees. I'm thinking, are these shirts specially designed for that awkward stage right before puberty hits? You know, when you're not quite a kid anymore, but you're not ready for the adult section either. They should call it the pre-awkward, pre-angsty, pre-brace-face collection. Perfect for those trying to survive the pre-teen wilderness.

Pre-Tees: Shirts or Nostradamus?

I saw this section in the store labeled pre-tees, and I couldn't help but feel like they're trying to predict the future of fashion. Maybe they're shirts with psychic abilities, foreseeing the next big style craze. I can picture it now – putting on a pre-tee and suddenly knowing that neon spandex and fanny packs are making a comeback. Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a pre-tee wardrobe?

The Mystery of Pre-Tees

I was at the mall the other day, and I stumbled upon this mysterious section called pre-tees. Now, I'm no detective, but I couldn't help but wonder, are these shirts from before shirts even existed? Are they ancient relics of the fashion world, worn by cavemen before they upgraded to loincloths? I can just imagine our ancestors grunting, Ug, look at me in my pre-tee, so last Ice Age!

Pre-Tees, the Original Hipsters

I saw a store with a sign that said pre-tees, and I couldn't help but wonder if these shirts are like the hipsters of the clothing world. You know, the ones that liked bands before they were cool? I can already hear them saying, Oh, you're into regular tees? Pfft, I was rocking pre-tees before they even had sleeves.

Pre-Tees: The Fountain of Youthwear

I stumbled upon this section in the clothing store called pre-tees. Now, call me crazy, but are they trying to tell us that wearing these shirts will turn back the clock? Do I put one on, and suddenly I'm in my pre-mortgage, pre-responsibilities days? If that's the case, I'll take one in every color – I could use a few more years of pre-adulting bliss.

Pre-Tees: Fashion's Crystal Ball

So, I found this section in the store labeled pre-tees, and I'm thinking, is this where fashion designers go to predict the future? Like, do they wear these shirts and suddenly have visions of next season's hottest trends? I can just imagine a designer putting on a pre-tee and shouting, Eureka! Plaid bell bottoms and fanny packs are making a comeback!

Pre-Tees: Dressing for the Unseen Future

I found myself in the clothing store, and there it was – the enigmatic pre-tees section. I started to wonder if these shirts are designed for occasions that haven't happened yet. Like, am I supposed to wear them to prepare for that unexpected invitation to the pre-Emmy Awards or the pre-Nobel Prize Ceremony? I want to be ready for success, one pre-tee at a time!

Pre-Tees: Shirts or Time Machines?

Have you guys seen these pre-tees? I swear, it's like the fashion industry is trying to mess with our heads. Are they shirts, or are they time machines? Do I put one on, and suddenly it's yesterday, and I have a chance to avoid that embarrassing situation I got into? If that's the case, sign me up for a lifetime supply of pre-tees – I've got a few conversations I'd like to undo!

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