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You know you're dealing with pre-tees when they start using more hair products than you do, and you find yourself in the bathroom wondering if it's a styling session or a chemistry experiment.
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I asked a pre-teen what their favorite subject in school was, and they said, "Lunch." I guess it's never too early to appreciate the finer things in life.
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I tried giving a pre-teen some advice once, and they looked at me like I just explained the plot of a black-and-white movie. Apparently, I'm not fluent in the language of eye rolls.
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If you ever need to find a pre-teen, just follow the sound of their music. It's like a trail of pop beats leading you to a room filled with questionable dance moves.
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I tried explaining the concept of "back in my day" to a pre-teen, and they looked at me like I was describing life on a prehistoric planet. Yes, kid, we did survive without smartphones – shocking, I know.
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You know you're in the presence of a pre-teen genius when they can operate every electronic device in the house but struggle to find their shoes that are right in front of them. It's a selective intelligence, really.
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Pre-tees have this incredible ability to make any item of clothing look like it's been through a war zone. It's like their clothes have PTSD from the playground.
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I asked a pre-teen what they wanted to be when they grow up, and they said, "Famous." When I asked for specifics, they just shrugged. So apparently, they're aiming for fame without the hassle of having a talent.
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You know you're living with a pre-teen when your grocery list suddenly includes an entire aisle of snacks and a secret stash of candy that you didn't even know existed.
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