10 Jokes For Plastic Surgeon

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Updated on: Jun 13 2025

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What's a plastic surgeon's favorite type of music? Face the music – it's always uplifting!
Why did the plastic surgeon become a comedian? Because he had the best facelifts in the business!
Why did the plastic surgeon start a gardening club? He knew how to make things bloom!
Why did the plastic surgeon apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to make perfect rolls every time!
My plastic surgeon is so skilled, he could probably fix my WiFi signal if I asked nicely!
My plastic surgeon is so good, when I told him I wanted a new look, he gave me his ex-wife's number!
Why did the plastic surgeon go to jail? He got caught in a face-off with the law!
Why did the plastic surgeon become an artist? He knew how to sculpt a masterpiece!
I went to a plastic surgeon and asked for a chin implant. He said, 'I'm sorry, but that's beneath me!
What's a plastic surgeon's favorite TV show? 'The Lifting Dead' – where even zombies get a facelift!

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