5 Jokes For Plastic Surgeon

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Updated on: Jun 13 2025

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I asked my plastic surgeon for a discount, and he said, 'I can't lower my prices, but I can lift your spirits!
My plastic surgeon told me I needed more collagen. So, I started a daily routine of telling jokes – laughter is the best filler!
I told my plastic surgeon I wanted a nose like a famous celebrity. He handed me a passport and said, 'There you go – now you're incognito!
I went to a plastic surgeon and asked for a nose job. He handed me a tissue and said, 'Blow it!
I told my plastic surgeon I wanted a face like a movie star. Now I have a face that only a mother could recognize!

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