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I've realized that plastic surgeons and magicians have a lot in common. One makes things disappear, and the other makes things appear out of thin air!
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Ever notice how plastic surgeons have the perfect career? They're basically in the business of giving people a second first impression.
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I went for a consultation with a plastic surgeon, and they asked me what I wanted to change. I said, "How about my bank account?
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I went to a plastic surgeon's office, and the first thing I noticed was the 'before and after' pictures. It's like they're showing you a menu, but instead of burgers and fries, it's noses and chins!
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You know you're at a fancy plastic surgeon's office when the waiting room has better lighting than your entire house.
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It's funny how we trust plastic surgeons to change our appearance, but we can't trust them with the task of picking out a decent waiting room magazine.
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Plastic surgeons must be the only doctors who can tell you, "Don't worry, you'll grow into it," after making you look 10 years younger.
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Have you ever noticed how a plastic surgeon's job is the only one where you can get a new face for your birthday and everyone is supposed to act surprised?
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Plastic surgeons must have the best Halloween parties. Imagine the costumes!
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