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What did the plastic surgeon say to the banana? 'You need a little peel and lift!
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Why did the plastic surgeon go on a diet? He wanted to shed some excess 'baggage'!
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I asked my plastic surgeon for a discount. He said, 'Sorry, I can't cut corners!
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I asked my plastic surgeon for a refund. He said, 'Sorry, we don't take things back once they've been lifted!
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What did the plastic surgeon say to the tree? 'You're looking a bit wooden – let's branch out with some enhancements!
The Bionic Dilemma
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Plastic surgeons are basically the human version of the upgrade button. You go in for a little touch-up, and suddenly, you're contemplating if you should have gone with the deluxe package, feeling like you're part human, part iPhone upgrade plan.
The Face-Altering Wizards
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Plastic surgeons are the ultimate magicians. They've got people coming in saying, Doc, can you make me disappear? And poof! A few stitches here, a nip and tuck there, and presto! You've vanished into a younger version of yourself.
The Fountain of Elastic Youth
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I sometimes wonder if plastic surgeons secretly own stock in elastic. They're like, Here's a facelift, and by the way, invest in more elastic; it's the key to eternal youth! It's like they're turning back the clock and leaving it on permanent snooze mode.
The Artist Within
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I've realized that plastic surgeons are like Michelangelos with scalpels. Instead of marble, they're sculpting faces, and just like art, it's subjective. Some prefer the Mona Lisa, others prefer the Scream - it's all in the eye of the needle holder!
Nip, Tuck, and Swipe!
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You ever notice how plastic surgeons are like the Instagram filters of the medical world? They've got people walking in saying, Doc, I want the Valencia on my face and maybe throw in a touch of Gingham on the chin! But hey, I guess if life gives you lemons, a plastic surgeon will turn them into melons!
The Silicon Valley of Humans
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I heard someone say plastic surgery is like technology for the human body. They're not wrong. It's an upgrade you pay for, and suddenly you're walking out of there feeling like a new iPhone release - sleeker, smoother, and with way too many cameras.
Life's 'Undo' Button
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Isn't it wild how plastic surgery is like a cosmic undo button for life's mistakes? You mess up with gravity, wrinkles, or even the gene pool lottery? No worries, just Ctrl+Z your way into the surgeon's office!
Facial Fraud Squad
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I'm convinced plastic surgeons are the real-life FBI agents of the face. They take your photo from the 'Most Wanted' list of aging and turn it into a 'Wanted: Dead or Alive' rockstar poster. It's like they're saying, If you're aging, you're under arrest!
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