6 Jokes For Pearl Necklace

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Updated on: Aug 03 2025

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What did the wise oyster say to its children? Always remember, life is your oyster, so make sure to accessorize it with a great pearl necklace!
What's the oyster's favorite TV show? 'Pearls of Wisdom'!
I tried to impress my date by telling her I have a rare collection of pearl necklaces. Turns out, she was expecting jewelry, not a bunch of oyster facts!
I started a business making custom pearl necklaces for pets. It's called 'Purr-ly Shells'!
Why did the oyster get invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to shell-abrate with style, wearing its finest pearl necklace!
Why did the oyster refuse to share its pearls? It was a little shellfish about its jewelry collection!

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