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I told my friend I can make a necklace out of pearls from scratch. She was impressed until she saw the empty oyster shells in my backyard.
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Why did the oyster break up with the pearl necklace? It was tired of being strung along!
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My friend asked if I could make her a custom pearl necklace. I said sure, as long as she didn't mind it having a bit of a shellfish personality!
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What did one oyster say to the other about the pearl necklace? 'You really know how to string me along!
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Why did the oyster start a band? Because it wanted to make some shellebrity with its pearl necklace guitar!
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I tried to teach my dog to make pearl necklaces. Now, whenever I open an oyster, he expects a fashion show!
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