bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
What do you call an oyster with a great sense of fashion? A pearl with a stunning necklace!
0
0
I told my friend I can predict the future using pearls. She asked, 'How?' I said, 'I've got a real clair-oyster-ant gift!
0
0
I tried to make a necklace using pearls and seashells. It looked great until I realized it was more of a clam-ity than a calamity!
0
0
Why did the oyster refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting a bad hand...or a bad necklace!
0
0
Why did the oyster give the pearl necklace to the clam? Because it wanted to show a little shell-love!
0
0
I bought a pearl necklace for my girlfriend. She said it was too expensive, but I told her it was a small price to pay for such a gem of a relationship!
0
0
I asked the oyster if it wanted to go shopping for a new necklace. It replied, 'I'm not shell shocked, but I'm not shell interested either!
DIY Jewelry – Don't Try This at Home
0
0
I tried making a pearl necklace for my wife as a romantic gesture. Let's just say, it's harder than it looks. My living room now looks like a crime scene from a failed jewelry heist.
The Misadventures of a Jewelry Store Employee
0
0
Alright, so I walk into this jewelry store, right? And the salesperson, with a big smile, goes, Can I interest you in a pearl necklace? I said, Sure, but my wife prefers the ones with diamonds. Do you have any with WiFi? You know, just to keep up with the times!
When Pearls Become a Parenting Tool
0
0
My kids were misbehaving, so I threatened them with a pearl necklace. They thought I was going to be fancy, but no, I just wanted them to untangle the mess I made trying to fix my wife's jewelry box.
Misheard and Misguided
0
0
I overheard someone talking about a girl's best friend and a pearl necklace. I thought, Wow, even fashion has friend-zones now?
The Techie Jeweler
0
0
I asked the jeweler if they had any smart jewelry. He handed me a pearl necklace and said, This one can hold up to 32 gigabytes of emotional baggage.
The Jewelry Store Dilemma
0
0
I went into a jewelry store, and the salesperson showed me a pearl necklace worth a fortune. I said, Do you have something more affordable? They handed me a thread and said, DIY, my friend!
Pearl Wisdom
0
0
Someone told me pearls symbolize wisdom. So, naturally, I asked my wife, If I wear this pearl necklace, does that make me the 'wise guy' in the relationship? Let's just say the pearls of wisdom didn't save me from sleeping on the couch that night.
When Grandma Gives Fashion Advice
0
0
My grandma, bless her heart, she's always trying to keep me in style. She saw me wearing a regular necklace and said, You need a pearl necklace, dear. I'm thinking, Grandma, I appreciate the advice, but I don't think the punk rock look is for me.
The Great Christmas Mix-Up
0
0
Last Christmas, I decided to surprise my wife with some jewelry. I thought, Pearls are classy! So, I got her this beautiful pearl necklace. She opens it and says, Honey, I appreciate the sentiment, but this is a bit too 'Great Gatsby' for our living room, don't you think?
Post a Comment