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Dealing with a pathological liar is like trying to win a game of hide and seek with a chameleon in a Skittles factory. You never know where they'll pop up, and everything is just so colorful.
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Trying to fact-check a pathological liar is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is made of lies and the needle is buried in a pile of exaggerations.
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Pathological liars are like human GPS devices, but instead of giving you accurate directions, they take you on a scenic route through the land of wild imagination. "Take a left at the unicorn, and you'll reach the magical kingdom of my last believable story.
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You ever notice how dealing with a pathological liar is like trying to fold a fitted sheet? No matter how hard you try, it never ends up smooth, and there's always a corner that just refuses to fit in!
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Ever notice how pathological liars are the only people who can turn a simple grocery shopping story into a suspense thriller? "I went to buy milk, and suddenly I found myself in a covert mission to rescue the last pack of cookies from a band of ninja squirrels.
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Pathological liars are the real-life magicians of our social circles. They can turn a mundane story into a fantastical tale faster than you can say, "Abracadabra, my friend once rode a unicorn to work.
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I have a friend who's a pathological liar. He once told me he invented the self-cleaning oven. I believed him until I realized my oven was still covered in lasagna from last night. Guess it's a prototype.
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I once asked a pathological liar for advice on honesty. He said, "Always tell the truth, especially when lying." Now, I'm just confused. Is that truthception?
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Dealing with a pathological liar is like participating in a marathon where the finish line keeps moving. You think you're almost there, and suddenly they throw in a detour through the Bermuda Triangle of credibility.
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