5 Jokes For Pathological Liar

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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The Pathological Liar's Weather Forecaster

Delivering weather predictions that are as unpredictable as the liar's stories.
The weather forecast for the liar's world: "A storm of exaggerations followed by scattered half-truths.

The Pathological Liar's GPS

Navigating through a world where every direction given is a detour from the truth.
The GPS says "Turn right," but my instincts say "Call the fact-checkers.

The Pathological Liar's GPS Voice

Balancing between giving directions and improvising wild, inaccurate stories.
I asked my GPS for the fastest route, and it replied, "Fastest route? That's a myth, my friend. Let's take the scenic route with dragons and treasure hunts.

The Pathological Liar's Therapist

Trying to distinguish between reality and the client's version of events.
The only progress we've made in therapy is discovering that their truth serum is actually just iced coffee.

The Pathological Liar's Mirror

Mirror reflections that reflect more fiction than reality.
The mirror in their bathroom has a disclaimer: "Objects in the mirror are less truthful than they appear.

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