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Introduction: Meet Sally Swift, a compulsive fibber who decided to participate in the "Honesty Marathon," a local event promoting truthfulness in Fibberville. Sally, notorious for her creative storytelling, faced a daunting challenge as she pledged to run the entire marathon while only uttering absolute truths.
Main Event:
The marathon began,
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Introduction: In the quaint town of Fibberville, everyone knew Larry Liar, a notorious pathological liar with a knack for spinning tales taller than the town's water tower. One day, Larry decided to open a business called "The Whopper Whisperer," claiming he could communicate with fictional creatures called Whoppers who spoke
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Introduction: In a whimsical corner of Fibberville lived Timmy Tall-Tale, a ten-year-old with a gift for fabricating fantastical stories. Timmy's tales were so outlandish that the town considered him a pint-sized Pinocchio, his nose growing with every fib. One day, Timmy boasted about discovering a secret portal to the land
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Introduction: Enter Wendy Whopper, a globetrotter with a penchant for turning ordinary travel experiences into epic adventures. Wendy claimed to have climbed Mount Everest on a pogo stick and befriended a Yeti who doubled as her personal tour guide. Despite her outrageous tales, Wendy's charisma attracted a loyal following who
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You know, I've got this friend who's a pathological liar. I mean, I don't know if you've ever had a friend like that, but it's like having a human version of Wikipedia, except none of it is true. It's more like Wikifibber. You can't trust a single word that comes
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I'm convinced there's an underground competition for pathological liars. They gather in some secret location, and the winner gets a trophy made entirely of Pinocchio noses. I mean, it's the only logical explanation for the lengths some people go to spin their tales. I imagine the events would be epic.
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I think there should be a support group for pathological liars called Pathological Liar Anonymous. They could meet and share their most ridiculous stories, and the first step is admitting you have a problem. But let's be real, they'd probably all lie about being there in the first place. Can
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I tried dating someone who turned out to be a pathological liar. It's like being in a relationship with a mystery novel, but instead of solving crimes, you're trying to uncover the truth about whether they actually like pineapple on pizza or not. You ask them what they did over
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I asked the pathological liar if they ever took a lie detector test. They said, 'Only for fun – it's like a truth or dare game, but with more fibbing!
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What's a pathological liar's favorite exercise? Stretching the truth – they're incredibly flexible!
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I told a pathological liar they should be a stand-up comedian. They said they already were – their life is one big punchline!
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Why did the pathological liar become a gardener? Because they were great at planting stories!
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I told a pathological liar he should write a book. He said he already did – it's called 'My Autobiography.
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Why did the pathological liar become a chef? They loved cooking up stories with a dash of exaggeration!
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Why did the pathological liar get a job at the bakery? They were an expert at rolling out dough… and tall tales!
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I asked the pathological liar if they believed in honesty. They said, 'Absolutely, honestly!
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What do you call a pathological liar who can play a musical instrument? A fib-rato maestro!
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I asked the pathological liar how they handle relationships. They said, 'With extreme caution and a touch of fiction!
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I told a pathological liar they should join the circus. They said they already did – as the ringmaster of misinformation!
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Why did the pathological liar take up painting? They heard it's a great way to brush over the truth!
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I asked the pathological liar how they stay in shape. They said, 'I exercise my imagination every day!
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Why did the pathological liar go to therapy? To learn how to be a better storyteller and listener at the same time!
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What did the pathological liar say when caught stealing from the calendar factory? 'I needed more time!
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I told a pathological liar they should become a detective. They said they already were – solving mysteries, one made-up alibi at a time!
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Why did the pathological liar start a band? They wanted to spin more yarns and play some tall tunes!
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I asked the pathological liar how they handle criticism. They said, 'I don't – I just fabricate compliments!
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What's a pathological liar's favorite type of tree? The fictional tree – it grows the tallest tales!
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I told a pathological liar they should be a weather forecaster. They said, 'Why predict the future when you can invent it!
The Pathological Liar's Weather Forecaster
Delivering weather predictions that are as unpredictable as the liar's stories.
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The weather forecast for the liar's world: "A storm of exaggerations followed by scattered half-truths.
The Pathological Liar's GPS
Navigating through a world where every direction given is a detour from the truth.
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The GPS says "Turn right," but my instincts say "Call the fact-checkers.
The Pathological Liar's GPS Voice
Balancing between giving directions and improvising wild, inaccurate stories.
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I asked my GPS for the fastest route, and it replied, "Fastest route? That's a myth, my friend. Let's take the scenic route with dragons and treasure hunts.
The Pathological Liar's Therapist
Trying to distinguish between reality and the client's version of events.
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The only progress we've made in therapy is discovering that their truth serum is actually just iced coffee.
The Pathological Liar's Mirror
Mirror reflections that reflect more fiction than reality.
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The mirror in their bathroom has a disclaimer: "Objects in the mirror are less truthful than they appear.
Pathological Liars Anonymous
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You know, I tried joining a support group for pathological liars. Problem was, nobody believed anyone else's story, and we spent the whole time trying to one-up each other. It was like a competition for who could spin the wildest tale. I left when someone claimed they were abducted by aliens just to get out of doing the dishes.
Pathological Cooking Show
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I watched a cooking show hosted by a pathological liar. He claimed he could turn water into wine, and his signature dish was a unicorn steak with phoenix feather garnish. I tried replicating it at home, and let's just say my kitchen now resembles a crime scene from a failed mythical creature cooking experiment.
Pathological Exaggeration
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My friend's a pathological exaggerator. He told me he caught a fish so big it had its own gravitational pull. I asked for a picture; he showed me a selfie with a goldfish. I guess in his world, size really does depend on the size of the fisherman's imagination.
Pathological Weatherman
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I met a guy who claimed to be a pathological weatherman. He said he could predict the future, and the forecast was always sunny with a chance of unicorns. I asked him about the rain last week; he said it was tears from the sky because the clouds were sad. I think he's confusing weather forecasting with fairy tales.
Job Interview Confessions
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I recently interviewed a guy who admitted he's a pathological liar. I thought, well, at least he's honest about being dishonest. He told me he invented the question mark and once taught a giraffe to breakdance. Needless to say, he didn't get the job. But hey, I bet that giraffe's got some serious moves.
Pathological Resume
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I once received a resume that listed Pathological Liar under skills. I thought, well, at least they're upfront about it. The job description said they were looking for someone with a creative mindset. I guess if you can invent your entire work history, you're pretty creative.
World Records Gone Wild
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I heard of a guy who tried to set a world record for the most lies told in an hour. Unfortunately, the Guinness World Records committee couldn't verify any of his statements. He said he ran a marathon backward blindfolded while juggling flaming swords. Yeah, right. I can barely walk and chew gum at the same time.
Political Promises
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You know elections are around the corner when politicians start sounding like pathological liars. They promise to lower taxes, improve education, and bring about world peace—all while wearing a smile that says, I've got a bridge to sell you. I guess the only campaign promise I can believe is that they'll keep making promises.
Pathological GPS
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I have a friend who's a pathological liar. I let him be in charge of directions once, and let me tell you, we ended up in Narnia. He was like, Oh yeah, take a left at the wardrobe, and if Mr. Tumnus asks, we're on a secret mission from Aslan. I just wanted to go to the mall.
Dating Red Flags
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I went on a date with someone who admitted they were a pathological liar. I should've known it wasn't going to work out when they told me they invented gravity and that their pet hamster was a NASA-trained astronaut. Last I heard, the hamster is still up there, working on its PhD in astrophysics.
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Dealing with a pathological liar is like trying to win a game of hide and seek with a chameleon in a Skittles factory. You never know where they'll pop up, and everything is just so colorful.
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Trying to fact-check a pathological liar is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is made of lies and the needle is buried in a pile of exaggerations.
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Pathological liars are like human GPS devices, but instead of giving you accurate directions, they take you on a scenic route through the land of wild imagination. "Take a left at the unicorn, and you'll reach the magical kingdom of my last believable story.
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You ever notice how dealing with a pathological liar is like trying to fold a fitted sheet? No matter how hard you try, it never ends up smooth, and there's always a corner that just refuses to fit in!
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Ever notice how pathological liars are the only people who can turn a simple grocery shopping story into a suspense thriller? "I went to buy milk, and suddenly I found myself in a covert mission to rescue the last pack of cookies from a band of ninja squirrels.
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Pathological liars are the real-life magicians of our social circles. They can turn a mundane story into a fantastical tale faster than you can say, "Abracadabra, my friend once rode a unicorn to work.
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I have a friend who's a pathological liar. He once told me he invented the self-cleaning oven. I believed him until I realized my oven was still covered in lasagna from last night. Guess it's a prototype.
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I once asked a pathological liar for advice on honesty. He said, "Always tell the truth, especially when lying." Now, I'm just confused. Is that truthception?
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Dealing with a pathological liar is like participating in a marathon where the finish line keeps moving. You think you're almost there, and suddenly they throw in a detour through the Bermuda Triangle of credibility.
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