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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Just like my late art teacher.
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I told my friend I was emotionally invested in a cemetery. He said, 'Oh, so you have plot twists.
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She didn't have the guts.
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Much like my late uncle's pilot career.
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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm a mortician because I knead people.
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I told my friend I wanted a Viking funeral. He said, 'That's just a dead stereotype.
Eternal Retirement
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My retired uncle was a workaholic, and now, I can picture him as a ghost, haunting the local golf course, trying to give golfing tips to the living players. No, no, your swing's all wrong! Let me show you how it's done from the ethereal plane!
Post-Mortem Puns
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My dearly departed aunt always had a flair for puns. Even after she passed, her sense of humor lingers. I swear, sometimes I hear ghostly whispers in my ear, cracking jokes like, Why did the ghost go to the party? For the boos!
Phantom Foodie
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My foodie auntie, rest her soul, would critique meals with the precision of a Michelin-starred chef. Now, I bet she's haunting restaurants, passing ghostly reviews: This ectoplasmic soufflé lacks depth. I've had better ambrosia in the afterlife cafeteria!
Life's Final Prank
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You know, my great-grandma recently passed away. She always had a sense of humor, even in her final act. She left a note saying, I'm off to haunt the family WhatsApp group. So now, every time my phone buzzes, I'm not sure if it's a message from my cousin or if it's just Granny sending ghost emojis.
Eternal Wi-Fi Woes
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You think the afterlife is all serene and ethereal? Not if you're my tech-savvy grandpa who just passed away. I bet he's haunting heaven's IT department, complaining about the eternal Wi-Fi connection: I demand at least 5G up here! And what's with this cloud storage? I asked for iCloud, not Cloud Nine!
Haunted House Upgrades
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When my uncle passed away, I inherited his house. It's not a regular inheritance, though. It's more like a ghostly game of Trading Spaces. I can just imagine him hovering over my shoulder, going, No, no, paint that wall blue. And please, get a rug, the hardwood floor gets chilly down here.
Ghostly Groceries
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Losing a loved one is tough, but you know what's tougher? Going to the supermarket and trying to remember if they preferred chunky or smooth peanut butter. I swear, I spent an hour in the spreads aisle arguing with myself, thinking, What would they haunt me for if I get this wrong?
Ghosts and Gadgets
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My dad was a gadget enthusiast. Now that he's crossed over, I won't be surprised if he's haunting the tech store, scaring the employees by rearranging the display phones to dial the Ghostbusters hotline.
Ghostly GPS
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My grandma believed in life after death but had no sense of direction. I can imagine her as a ghost now, forever lost in the afterlife, haunting the other spirits, asking, Hey, do you know where the light at the end of the tunnel is? No? Well, I'll just follow this ectoplasm trail and hope for the best.
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