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You know, "in loving memory" is a beautiful sentiment, but I've always wondered if we’re secretly hoping to haunt people if we're remembered just right.
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Condolences bring out the most awkward phrases. It's like we've all got a handbook that says, "When in doubt, say something about them being in a better place, even if it's the WiFi signal bar in heaven.
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It's fascinating how when someone passes, suddenly the whole town becomes a food delivery service. I swear, condolences come with a side of lasagna, no questions asked.
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Have you noticed that when someone passes, it's almost a tradition for distant relatives to show up? It's like a family reunion, except the guest of honor can't confirm who showed up!
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Have you ever noticed the euphemisms we use when someone dies? "They've kicked the bucket," "They're pushing up daisies." I mean, can we just call it what it is? "They're no longer in the sequel.
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I've noticed when someone passes away, suddenly everyone's an expert in whispering. It's like a secret competition to see who can murmur the most condolences.
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The sympathy cards at the store are like a minefield. You're standing there thinking, "Do I go for heartfelt or funny? Is there a 'Sorry for your loss, but hoping heaven has better WiFi' card?
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You know, they say "passed away" to soften the blow, but let's be real, it's like saying "The WiFi signal has left the building." You can't connect anymore!
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The way we handle wakes and funerals is quite something. It's like, "Let's gather, reminisce, eat, and try not to make eye contact with the elephant in the room... the coffin.
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