7 Jokes For Passed Away

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Updated on: Dec 28 2024

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play it by memory. My piano teacher passed away.
My grandmother always said, 'I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my husband.' Not screaming like his passengers.
My friend passed away after drinking varnish. It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
My grandfather always said, 'Leave them laughing.' He passed away at his own roast.
My grandfather said he wanted to die while sleeping. Not screaming like his passengers. He was a pilot.
I asked the psychic if my dog would go to heaven. She said, 'No, he'll be reincarnated.' I guess he's in for a ruff time.

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