5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For passed away

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Grumpy grandpa is annoyed by the harp music and wants some peace and quiet.

I asked him how he's doing, and he said, 'Well, at least up here, I don't need my hearing aid... because everyone's already dead quiet!'

Can't find anything fashionable to wear in heaven.

In heaven, there's no Gucci, no Prada. Just harps and halos. I asked God, 'Can we get a celestial shopping spree, please?'

Can't find any gadgets or gizmos in heaven.

Heaven needs a tech support hotline. I asked an angel for help, and he said, 'Have you tried praying?' I'm like, 'Dude, that's so BC (Before Cloud).'

Still trying to meet deadlines even in the afterlife.

Heaven's nice, but the Wi-Fi is terrible. I asked God if we could upgrade, and he said, 'Sorry, we're in a dead zone.'

Can't find a good gym or protein shakes in heaven.

I met this ghost personal trainer in heaven. He's still making workout plans. I'm like, 'Dude, we're ghosts; we don't even have muscles!'

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