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Pale people have a special skill – they can sunburn even in the moonlight!
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What did one pale person say to the other at the beach? 'Let's make a sandcastle – it's the only way we'll get some color!
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What's a pale person's favorite music genre? Blues – because it matches their skin tone!
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Why did the pale person become a detective? They were always good at finding the lightest clues!
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I asked a pale person if they believe in ghosts. They said, 'Well, considering I can see through myself in the mirror, I guess I am one!
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I tried to challenge my pale friend to a staring contest. I lost; I couldn't tell when they blinked!
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Pale people are like unicorns – everyone claims to have seen one, but they're actually quite rare.
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You know you're pale when the sunburn fades to a shade of 'cooked lobster' instead of 'golden tan.' It's like my skin's allergic to sunshine!
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Being pale is like being a walking glow stick. Instead of cracking under pressure, we just burn under the sun's glare!
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I tried getting a tan once. Let's just say I went from 'extra-light' to 'slightly less translucent.' Sunscreen became my best friend after that failed experiment!
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Being pale isn't just a skin tone; it's a lifestyle. We're the ones who bring shade umbrellas to picnics and sunscreen to indoor events. Safety first, even if it means looking like a ghost in vacation photos!
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The struggle is real when you're so pale that even SPF 100 sunscreen looks at you and says, 'You might need more than this.'
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Ever notice how pale folks have a built-in camouflage during winter? We blend into the snow better than chameleons!
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Pale people: the only group who can turn a beach day into a competitive sport of 'Who Can Stay in the Shade the Longest?'
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I tan by appointment only... with a UV lamp in the darkest corner of my room. That's the level of commitment us pale folks have for a bronze complexion!
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The struggles of pale people: sunscreen is their holy water. They slather it on like they're about to face off against the fiery wrath of the sun!
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