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Sunscreen Struggles
Pale people vs. the sun
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I asked a pale friend why they avoid the sun. They said, "I'm not anti-social; I'm just photosynthesis-challenged.
Tan-envy Tales
Pale people vs. their tan friends
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Tan friends always suggest tanning as a group activity. It's not a group activity; it's a support group for the pigmentally challenged.
Moonlight Mischief
Pale people enjoying the moonlight
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I tried to impress someone by taking them stargazing. They said, "I can't see anything." I replied, "That's because the stars are jealous of my glow-in-the-dark complexion.
The Neon Nightmare
Pale people vs. neon clothing
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Pale people don't wear neon; they're the human version of it. We're just waiting for our sponsorship deal from highlighter companies.
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