7 Pale People Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 03 2025

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Pale people never get sunburned; they just temporarily turn into human lobsters for a while.
I told my pale friend a joke about light. They laughed so hard they almost became translucent.
Pale people don't need flashlights at night. They just smile, and the darkness scurries away.
I asked my pale friend if they ever go to the beach. They said, 'Only during eclipses – it's the only time I can comfortably sunbathe.
I asked my pale friend if they ever get a tan. They said, 'Yes, but it's more like a 'slightly less translucent' look.
Pale people are like snow – beautiful to look at, but you don't want to be stuck with them in the summer.
Why don't pale people play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you glow in the dark!

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