7 Jokes For Orion

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Updated on: Jul 27 2025

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Why did Orion refuse to play cards in space? Because there were too many cheaters among the stars!
Why did Orion break up with his telescope? It wasn't seeing him enough.
How does Orion organize his closet? He uses constellation hangers!
Why did Orion bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to reach for the stars!
Why did Orion bring a tent to the meteor shower? He wanted to make a starry night of it!
Why was Orion not invited to the constellation party? He always overshadows everyone!
Why was Orion a terrible chef? He always burnt the space toast!

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