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Why did the constellation Orion go to school? To get better at star-ing!
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How did Orion get in shape for the space marathon? He ran through the galaxy!
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Why did Orion bring a map to the Milky Way? To find his place among the stars!
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What's Orion's favorite subject in school? Astronomy - he's always starry-eyed!
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I wanted to become an astronomer, but my telescope's relationship with 'Orion' is so complicated, it's like a celestial soap opera. One night, it refused to focus, and I swear I heard it say, 'It's not you, it's me.'
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Lost my job at NASA because they said I lacked 'Orion-tation.' Apparently, launching paper airplanes during meetings isn't considered space exploration.
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Tried to impress my date by taking her stargazing, but all I knew was 'Orion.' She asked about other constellations, and I was like, 'Well, there's the Little Dipper and, uh, the Big Dipper's shy cousin.'
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Decided to join a support group for people who can't find 'Orion' in the night sky. The first session was a disaster. We spent the whole time arguing whether it was a constellation or a new app for finding lost keys.
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Asked my friend for advice on dealing with life's challenges. He said, 'Look at 'Orion' for guidance.' I did, and now I'm stuck in a three-hour debate with my GPS, arguing about the most efficient route to the stars.
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I tried to build my own spaceship, but I ran into technical difficulties. Turns out, 'Orion' isn't just a constellation; it's the sound my engine made before it decided to retire mid-flight. Houston, we have a problem – with my DIY skills.
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Tried to spice up my workout routine with a cosmic twist. I attempted the 'Orion' yoga pose. Let's just say, I ended up in a position that looked more like a failed attempt at interpretive dance. Namaste, but not in the way I intended.
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I thought 'Orion' was the perfect name for my cat. Turns out, he's more interested in chasing laser pointers than celestial bodies. Now I've got a confused feline thinking he's the guardian of the galaxy.
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My friend asked for my Zodiac sign, and I proudly said 'Orion.' Now I'm getting horoscopes like, 'Today, you'll encounter challenges... and possibly aliens.' It's like the universe is trolling me.
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